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Okay, wow, it's almost been two months since I updated this blog, which is kind of disappointing. Not that I particularly like blogging, mind you, but it's one of those things you're expected to do when you're an author so as to... I don't know, keep up a social media presence or something. Prove you're a real person and not really a collective of squirrels dressed up in a trenchcoat maybe? Anyways, I'm reevaluating that belief, but we'll get to that in a bit. The big news is
